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Jeff Jarvis reports on a conservative Christian group trying to get Spongebob Squarepants classified as subversively gay. Part way down, Jeff quotes:
Chiming in, a homosexuality detection expert at the similarly conservative Family Research Council called words like "tolerance" and "diversity" part of a "coded language that is regularly used by the homosexual community."
There is such a thing as a homosexuality detection expert? How does one become a homosexulaity detection expert? Is there an apprentice program? I'm guessing it's more like the Salem Witch Trials: Rolling around on the ground moaning makes you an expert.
Posted by jr at January 21, 2005 08:37 AM | Threads
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Those conservative christian coalitions are just jealous. They want to be the only wearers of square pants because they're, you know, so square.
Posted by: Kate S. at January 21, 2005 05:56 PM
I have a list of other words and phrases frequently used within the homosexual community. How do you suppose I should cllue them in? Do you think I should just mail them the list? Do you think they'd pay for postage?
After all, mailing them a Websters Unabridged Dictionary could get expensive. But it's the definitive list of words and phrases frequently used within the homosexual community, so I think they need to be on the look out!
Those people are morons.
Posted by: Joe at January 21, 2005 10:13 AM